Monthly Archives: April 2011
Blunt revelation: Kid hands over mom’s pot to teacher
Instead of bringing a bunch of wildflowers, a Florida third-grader thought she’d surprise her teacher with her mom’s favorite weed … some pot. The 8-year-old Lincoln Park Elementary School student pulled out a small amount of marijuana from her jacket … Continue reading
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The Pity Train
Breaking News: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints about how we … Continue reading
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Detention Center immigrant sews lips together in protest
A Christmas Island detainee protesting his treatment was taken to the Curtin Immigration Detention Center medical center for sewing his lips together. The unidentified immigrant’s action was an isolated incident, according to a statement from the Immigration Department, Cairns News … Continue reading
Woman snatches purse, strips, cries rape to keep from being chased
A woman in Saudi Arabia grabbed another woman’s handbag while shopping before stripping naked and “crying rape” to prevent others from chasing her while she ran away. The African thief nabbed the bag off a local woman in the market … Continue reading
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Man seeks to marry painting of pretty girl
A Polish art lover finally brushed aside his 10-year quest to find the pretty brown-haired girl in one of the portraits in his collection and decided to marry the painting instead. Tomasz Urynowicz of Nowa Huta said he tried to … Continue reading
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The Almost Real Royal Wedding
Perhaps you may have seen a clip from this on TV news— well here is the whole thing. This is from the UK, of course! Probably how the younger royals wish the day could really happen…. Camilla is a dead … Continue reading
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I accidentally gassed my parakeets to death!
I accidentally gassed my parakeets. As I write this, sobbing with tears streaming down the swollen bags under my red eyes, I’m hoping to be forthcoming with such stupidity so others do not follow in my footsteps. All I wanted … Continue reading
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